Roulette Gambling Joke
A man is walking along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice:
“Dig!”
The man looks around everywhere but can’t see anyone. I’m starting to imagine things, he thinks. Then he hears the voice booming again:
“Dig, I said! Dig!”
So the man starts digging in the sand with his bare hands and after a while, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says:
“Open!”
Ok, the man thinks. He finds a rock to smash the lock off and the chest spills open with gold coins. The deep voice says:
“To the Casino!”
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and runs to the casino. The deep voice says:
“Roulette!”
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief. The deep voice then says:
“27!”
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. The ball stays at the 26. The deep voice says:
“SHIT!”

